Nick Cannon Goes Off

Um…okay.

So Nick Cannon got a hold of Eminem's new album, which leaked on the Internets (it sucks), and he offered his scattered review of the tracks on hisblog.

Everything was nice and "mediocre" until Eminem took a dig at his wife,Mariah Carey, and Nick took to his blog to prove why children need to be supervised on the internet.

First, Nick finds himself conversing with some dudes on his shoulders, with one saying, "No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek" and the other dude rousing him to battle, saying, "What N!gga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!"

He then debates whether or not he should challenge Eminem to a rap off, but decides against it. Smart move, Nick.

And then, through some some sort of whack logic, Nick arrives at the conclusion that Eminem's greatest transgression is insulting a black woman, saying, "this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!"

He then invites Eminem to "holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp! because "I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight."

But the most amusing aspect of Nick's rant is when he refers to Eminem as "Miss Marshall," suggesting that being a woman is an insult.

We wonder how Eminem is going to respond!

You can listen to the panty knot inducing song below.